I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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