Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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