Ambien. No doubt about it.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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