i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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