JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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