Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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