No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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