If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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