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• (310): View more from California

  my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight

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• (347): View more from New York

  Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  consequently i now know what mace tastes like

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  vegan vag taste different. and not a good different

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.

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  Oh my god.

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  The ballsiest level.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Seriously, fuck work.

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  uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car

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• (916): View more from California

  Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...

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