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• (720): View more from Colorado

  dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Redeem this text for a blowjob

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe

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• (626): View more from California

  Dignity is for republicans.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street

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