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• (309): View more from Illinois

  So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty

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• (707): View more from California

  How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?

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• (530): View more from California

  I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?

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