So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?