Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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