ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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