Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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