You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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