How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.