bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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