Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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