I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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