Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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