she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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