you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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