it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize