wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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