Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I cut my penus on the lid.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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