if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
love makes seman taste better
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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