Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
