theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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