Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread