I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
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We got so high we made milksteak
Life is so much better after having sex.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
you never un-have a 4some
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?