I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again