So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.