Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...