you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico