Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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