i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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