id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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