I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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