It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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