If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
try to milk me bitch
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