so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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