Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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