omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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