oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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