I think scott just propositioned me for sex
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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