Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
