walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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