singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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