his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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