She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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