I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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