I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
it's like heaven, but drunker
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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