great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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