WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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