So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I said "one day" and that day is not today
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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