Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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