thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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