I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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