Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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