I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.